I found these here. Have selected few good ones and posted here
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?”
When Shakespeare asked, To be, or not to be?, he did not provide the answer. But programming can. Well the answer is FF.
2B |~ 2B = FF
Q: “Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?”
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Q: Why don’t jokes work in octal?
A: Because 7 10 11.
In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.
Q: How many programmers does it take to kill a cockroach?
A: Two: one holds, the other installs Windows on it
A son asked his father(a programmer) why the sun rises in the east, and sets in the west. His response?
It works, don’t touch!